Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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