so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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