Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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