3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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