She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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