D3 body, D1 cock
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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