hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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