Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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