dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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