I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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