ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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