I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
what day is it and did you see me today?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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