Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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