now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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