How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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