I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I love you.
Bad choice
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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