It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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