I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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