Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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