She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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