After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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