I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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