idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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