I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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