this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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