You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
The adults are the big ones right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
