trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Bring me that man meat
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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