I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We were destined to go to rehab together
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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