You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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