I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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