thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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