I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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