yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I think I just shit out all my problems.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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