Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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