I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
dude. I can hear the air.
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