What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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