Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize