I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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