The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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