Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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