Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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