I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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