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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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