I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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3pm strippers are depressing
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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