I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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