it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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