What a fucking waste of an outfit
Define "chronic" masturbator.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
