Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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