Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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