Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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