Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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