he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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