Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
do herpes really smell.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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