Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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